What all the cool Great Lakes pirates drink - a blend of Black Squirrel and Cider (hard or soft) with flourish, if you should so choose.
Find a tumbler, add ice and Black Squirrel, then add Cider. Toss in some Cinnamon sticks. If you're preparing for someone you wish to impress, cross them upon the rim of the glass. NOTE: if it's chilly, or you fell overboard and need a warm-up, Carl recommends mulling the cider first...